An emergent phenomena
There is no such thing as “purely analytic” or “purely continental” philosophy. There is just good philosophy and bad philosophy. Unfortunately, most of the bad philosophy is continental.
History of Philosophy professor (via philosophyprofessorquotes)

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

deeterbookrdr:

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

Everyone take note…there’s no happy on this list

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

ultrawallflower99:

Suite like of zack and Cody was just amazing

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

when someone asks what its like to be young these days
I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible.
Tomaž Šalamun (via feellng)

samjoonyuh:

Perspective.